When cute babies stare at you in public:
I always just get this blank look back like:
Then I get paranoid that they’re parents think I’m like a pedophile…
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my grandmother is driving me fucking bat shit crazy.
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“Sometimes you have to do something unforgivable just to be able to go on living.”
— A Dangerous Method (2011)
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- Graduated from Secondary school
- Kissed someone.
- Smoked a cigarette.
- Gotten so drunk you passed out.
- Rode every ride at an amusement park.
- Gone to a rock concert.
- Helped someone.
- Gone fishing.
- Watched four movies in one night.
- Gone long periods of time without sleep.
- Snorted cocaine.
- Failed a class.
- Dealt drugs.
- Been in a car accident.
- Been in a tornado.
- Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
- Watched someone die.
- Been to a funeral.
- Burned yourself.
- Ran a marathon.
- Cried yourself to sleep.
- Spent 200$ in one day.
- Flown on a plane.
- Cheated on someone.
- Been cheated on.
- Written a 10 page letter.
- Gone skiing.
- Been sailing.
- Had a best friend.
- Lost someone you loved.
- Shoplifted something.
- Been to jail.
- Dangerously close to being in jail.
- Skipped school.
- Had detention.
- Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
- Gone to a different country.
- Dropped out of school.
- Been in a mental hospital.
- Watched all of the “Harry Potter” movies.
- Had a yard sale.
- Had a lemonade stand.
- Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
- Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
- Written poetry.
- Read more than 10 books a year.
- Gone to Europe.
- Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
- Used a coloring book over age 12.
- Had surgery.
- Had stitches.
- Taken a taxi.
- Seen the Washington Monument.
- Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
- Overdosed.
- Had a drug or alcohol problem.
- Been in a fist fight.
- Suffered any form of abuse.
- Gone surfing in California.
- Had a pet hamster.
- Pet a wild animal.
- Used a credit card.
- Dyed your hair.
- Got a tattoo.
- Going to got a tattoo.
- Had something pierced.
- Got straight A’s.
- Been on the Honor Roll.
- Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
- Snuck out of the house.
- Swore at a teacher.
- Gone laser tagging.
- French braided.
- Driven a car.
- Been in love.
- Had a blonde moment.
- Been on a train.
- Seen a ghost
- Gone bungee-jumping.
- Been to Mexico.
- Crashed a car.
- Sky dived.
- Been kissed in the rain.
- Made an 11:11 wish.
- Drank alcohol
- Forwarded a chain letter.
- Made a mistake.
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Oh my God this song.
I love it.
Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?
AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.
With normal music.
And a closed casket.
(But my body’s not in the casket)
And then in the middle of the service
THE LIGHTS GO OUT
AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON
AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES
AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND
TO THIS SONG.
Yes.
Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.
^^
Reblogging again just for that.
I can see their faces now.
..HAHAHAHA
I feel so bad for your relatives.
I need to attend that funeral.
JEKUS:SHSJLDSHFKSLK
Them comments.
I love you fellow Tumblr mates. omfg
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